Speaking of Rock... An exercise in Free Association

That automatically makes me, through free association, think of Royalty. This occurs as I'm listening to the BPL Mobile ad this morning about free talktime for Rs 10 more - specifically the ad in which a guy on a KBC like show calls up his friend using a Lifeline and asks him who is the current Queen of England, Elizabeth I, II, III or IV, and the guy is about to give the answer and the bloddy phone gets cut and he's left saying Hello? Hello? in consternation. Elizabeth II (is the answer incidentally, for those of you who are twits who read fewer papers than me!), makes me think of cute Prince William. That makes me think of his worry over his receding hairline. Prince William's hair reminds me of chaptu Prince Charles with his telyu hair. Chaptu Prince Charles makes me think of Camilla Parker Bowles. That makes me think of royalty living on public money and how much wealth the family must be actually having, and if Prince William will work like the Scandinavian royalty. That makes me wonder what the HELL Prince Charles must be doing with his free time. Does he hunt? Pose for poncey pictures? Do charity-type things? Somehow I can't imagine him playing with little children and all that. Hmmm.